andai 4 hours ago

Excellent. At last, I can I confess a far worse crime.

Late 2020, pre-AI, which I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse...

  #include "uwu.h"
  #include <stdio.h>

  iwint main() stawt
      iwint owo is 5 yiff
      fuw (iwint uwu is 0 yiff uwu smol owo yiff uwu incwease) stawt
          owo is owo wif uwu yiff
          spweak nuwumber_fowmat, owo spwake yiff
      stawp
  stawp
--

  // uwu.h

  #define is =
  #define yiff ;
  #define stawt {
  #define stawp }
  #define fuw for
  #define iwint int
  #define wif +
  #define wiffout -
  #define smol <
  #define larg >
  #define incwease ++
  #define spweak printf(
  #define spwake );
  #define nuwumber_fowmat "%d\n"
Obviously this one also runs DOOM ;)
  • kmoser an hour ago

    I did this in 1989, as if C had been written by the folks who brought you COBOL:

      #include <stdio.h>
    
      #define OpenBrace {
      #define CloseBrace }
      #define OpenBracket [
      #define CloseBracket ]
      #define OpenParenthesis (
      #define CloseParenthesis )
      #define NoReturnType void
      #define NoParameter NoReturnType
      #define MainFunction main
      #define Semicolon ;
      #define FunctionPrototype
      #define ActualFunction
      #define PointerTo(atype) atype*
      #define OutputToStdout(astring) printf(astring)
      #define IsEqualTo =
    
      FunctionPrototype NoReturnType
      MainFunction OpenParenthesis NoParameter CloseParenthesis Semicolon
    
      ActualFunction NoReturnType
      MainFunction OpenParenthesis NoParameter CloseParenthesis
      OpenBrace
        PointerTo(char) string IsEqualTo "Now is the time for all good men, etc.\n" Semicolon
        OutputToStdout(string) Semicolon
      CloseBrace
    • bitwize 7 minutes ago

      Needs more DIVISIONs. Though I can imagine this being what would happen if the designers of PowerShell were responsible for C.

  • jraph 3 hours ago

    I did the same thing, shouting.h, defined the uppercase version of many types and keywords.

    Had a good uncontrolled laugh during a team presentation with a colleague. It was a bit disrespectful for the poor presenter who had nothing to do with this…

    Can't find shouting.h anymore unfortunately.

  • giancarlostoro an hour ago

    Reminds me of my "BASIC" #define statements I made in college to make C look slightly more BASIC-like, I think everyone does this the moment they realize they can do this in C.

  • Cshaya 3 hours ago

    this gave me such a good chuckle :p

  • Tallain 2 hours ago

    Thanks! I hate it!

    In awe at whatever inspired this though

bentt 4 hours ago

This is a good example of where it’s important to be more up front about the role of AI in the making of a thing.

Making a language that compiles through LLVM is no small task and takes a lot of expertise. Most of the time people do it because they have a point of view and are highly technical.

Making a joke language via AI is an entirely different exercise. Not without value but not the same, especially when evaluating what it means about the author.

  • NuclearPM 3 hours ago

    I made a “fully” functioning programming language that is kind of like Rebol on luajit using Claude code - and I haven’t really done much serious programming since college 20 years ago. It’s fun though.

  • engineer_22 2 hours ago

    > This is a good example of where it’s important to be more up front about the role of AI in the making of a thing.

    Maybe, but we don’t always discuss our tool stack before showing our work because a lot of times it’s assumed or not interesting. AI is a tool, it’s a lever that you push on to multiply your effort. The product of your effort speaks for itself, as it always has.

Retr0id 3 hours ago

It's cool that AI lets you cheaply experiment with language design, but I wish people would stop using it for the writeups, too.

Buried near the end is a mention of per-frame arena allocation, which is an interesting idea for a game engine (although not a novel one).

ahmadyan an hour ago

Nicely done Geoffrey, I think we are coming full circle, instead of porting projects to different languages (for whatever) like going from zig -> rust -> zig, now we can also add additional hops like zig -> rust -> curse -> ts -> ocaml -> english -> zig.

Thank you for keeping the token furnace burning!

rebolek 3 hours ago

What if I don't `evict`? How different is it from forgetting to `free`?

jdw64 3 hours ago

I'm writing the C backend by hand and using AI for the rest, so how did this author manage to finish an entire language in just 34 hours? I've been steadily catching and fixing what the AI writes, so it's amazing to me that they ended up with a complete language. It makes me wonder if the way I'm building a compiler is just wrong.

  • swiftcoder 3 hours ago

    If you tell it to write a spec -> then write the tests -> then implement, the LLM should be able to pretty much one-shot a compiler frontend. LLMs really benefit from the kind of task that has a built-in validation loop.

    • jdw64 3 hours ago

      I'm working on something similar, but unlike the author, my progress has been pretty slow. It's tough. I do write about a fifth of the code myself, but I keep getting stuck on the rest.

      • onlyrealcuzzo 6 minutes ago

        Well... The fact that it took 10x longer for Doom to build than the language tells a lot.

        Doom is not harder to re-implement than a language.

        The language does not "work" by any sense of the word - which is why it took Doom so long to implement.

        You could get GPT to "self host" a "language" in 5 hrs. That's not impressive.

        The language actually working and being non-trivial would be in 20x the time.

        Sure, GPT can build yet-another-Lisp in 2 minutes. You could copy Lispy yourself in that time: https://www.norvig.com/lispy.html

        GPT/Fable/what have you is not building this language, as its laid out, and "working" in a true sense that fast.

        Either OP is completely full of it, the language didn't actually work (and likely still doesn't), or the language is far less sophisticated than it seems from the examples - it's and the examples are minimal, so it's kind of hard to tell what it actually does...

vofx 4 hours ago

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  • senbrow 3 hours ago

    I know you probably mean very well, but IMO it's really bizarre and patronizing to be offended on someone else's behalf, especially if the offended people in question are perfectly capable of expressing the sentiment themselves.

    If there's actual outrage from the group, it will surface from them without your involvement.

    If it offends YOU, just say so plainly.

    The hypothetically offended group doesn't need a random stranger to white knight for them in the comment section of a niche tech news website.

    • dmurvihill 2 hours ago

      Actually, the group in question have repeatedly and vocally asked others to speak up when they see nonsense like this.

  • DontchaKnowit 4 hours ago

    Is it really that big of a deal? Basically every teenager talks like this regardless of race